This page lists the most commonly asked questions about wantunow

1. What the fuck is this?

This is a search engine, dumbfuck!

2. Is this a joke?

Does this gun look like I'm joking, motherfucker?

3. How do you get such good search results? How the fuck should I know?

Leave me alone, goddammit!

4. Can I make a suggestion?

Here's a suggestion, you can suck my fat hairy swollen cock, you little rat bastard! I don't want suggestions, I want your fucking money!

5. Well, can I just ask a question? Can you read motherfucker? What does it say up there?

This is the fucking question page, pussyass motherfucker! So ask me a goddamn question and then, get the hell out.

6. Is this legal?

I sure as shit hope the fuck not. I hope they ram that shit stained First Amendment so far up your ass...

7. Can I come in for lemonade?

If you so much as set foot on my lawn, I swear to god you'll regret it, motherfucker.

8. How do I contact the webmaster?

First off, you cram your head up your ass. From there, I'll leave you to figure it out, dumbass.

9. Would my mother approve of this?

She sure as hell seemed to approve last night.

10. Which stocks should I buy?

I don't give a fuck motherfucker! What you ought to do is send me all your goddamn money instead of spending it on crack and hookers anyway.